Bangka '09

This one scenic work of Mardonio Cempron with clean strokes of brush and colors is one of my favorites. Beaches and skies are among his masteries. The boat as the focal point of this watercolor painting is complemented by the beach and the entire background, in perfect harmony with its surroundings.

Some Joke:

'Get up' shouted Albert's mother. 'You'll be late for school.'

'But I don't want to go,' protested Albert. 'All the kids are horrible, the teachers are terrible and it's all extremely boring. I want to stay home.'

'But,' replied Albert's mother 'you're forty-three and the head master of the school.' Joke by Scribd (Readers Digest Best Jokes)

Unfinished Portrait of Aurora and Marian

"Portrait of Aurora and Marian" This is an unfinished portrait of my mother Aurora with Marian created about the mid 80's. I still vividly remember the photo where this painting was referenced to. Looking at this acrylic painting, I am constantly reminded of that lost picture because this was precisely how they look it which makes me always say to my father, "Do not touch anything on this portrait but the background, 'cause you do not have the photo anymore and you might distort it from how I remember it." This is quite the funny sentiment I carry with this painting. My mother was wearing a veil before the start of the Mass when the picture was taken and the painting was created within 2 days and left untouched from then.

Some joke: (As the saying goes, "Laughter is the best medicine"): This one is in season.

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. 'Give me your money,' he demanded. Indignantly, the affluent man replied, 'You can't do this- I'm a politician!' 'In that case' replied the robber, 'give me my money!' Joke by Scribd (Readers Digest Best Jokes)

Figures in Watercolor (The Abandoned...)

A few of Mar's watercolor paintings left unfinished and abandoned... Too good I am able to rescue these paintings. They are too precious to be neglected and be put to waste. This watercolor painting of two getting-drunk men has already major damages on the edges but still able to effect impact that the damage cannot overshadow the beauty of this Art.

A photo from the National Geographic

Maid: What do you want sir? Visitor: I want to see your master. Maid: What's your business sir? Visitor: There is a bill... Maid: Ah! he left yesterday for his village. Visitor: Which i have to pay him. Maid: And he returned this morning. Joke by Scribd (Readers Digest Best Jokes)

Magic Touch

Logical sense tells me that illogically, "Mar" has the hand of King Midas as the true magnificence of his creations is revealed through his precious touch turning anything into 2 dimensional gem. "Ark"